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July 10, 2009 at 6:21 am
Today is Friday, 10th of July, 2009.
Countdown : 21 days to our reunion dinner on 1-8-09.
That day is also my youngest son, Wei Bao’s birthday and also my beautiful colleague, Kong Hooi Yin’s birthday. Nevertheless, I prefer to attend and celebrate our 32 years grand re-union dinner with all of you at OneWorld Hotel, PJ. I really hope all of us can rope in as many classmates as possible to join in the celebration.
Time is passing by super fast nowadays. Unlike previously whereby we have plenty of time to play marbles, fly kites, hit balls, catch spiders and watch ants fighting. Our youthful faces have now started to show wrinkles and tiny lines unless we inject Botox. Our once smooth and shiny hairs (for those using brylcream only) now turned grey (unless using Gervene black hair cream) and top of head looks like ice-cream cone or volcano.
Time is running short for some of us especially myself when the sinseh said I have only XX years to live (hold your tears please). That’s why this re-union dinner is very important to me and perhaps to others too. We may or may not have another opportunity like this as our teachers are also getting older. But I sincerely wish each of them “long and healthy life”.
So don’t wait. Start calling the rest of the classmates now, by hook or crook, to join us.
Tom See
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P/S By the way, don’t cry for me, cry for Agentina. Sinseh said I got another 68 years to go ! Ha ha ha
July 10, 2009 at 8:26 am
So Tom Cruise, since you have so much jokes, do remember to keep some for that nite. I will make sure you have a very good spot upstage to entertain us. So get ready and practice well. We want someting like Pua Chu Kang but with Malaysian flavor. So not DONT PLAY PLAY. Should be NO MAIN MAIN.
As for others who are very good singers and would like to entertain us, pls do so. Depends on the funds coming in, we might get a karaoke set, that’s provided most of you can make use of it. Teachers are most welcome to render us some good old song. No ba ba black sheep unless in different version.
Who want to render some poems are most welcome as well. For those who have fond memories of school days, pls share with us that nite.
Cheers.
Sze Kiat (Amy)
July 10, 2009 at 8:49 am
Sze Kiat,
Oh, now you slowly begin to like me and calling me Tom Cruise oredi ! But I don’t like him – so flowery heart person chasing after young and tall girls only. You know, I am a one heart one ear person. Ha ha ha
July 10, 2009 at 9:55 am
I call you uncle see just now you never reply. So which is better. 68+49 = 107 sori my maths, should be young man not uncle. girls chasing after you liao.
BTW, good flow of funds at the moment. Hitting the RM1000 mark at the moment is Kay Keng (with hotel), Tan Aik Hooi, Wata Lee. Teik Thian at RM500.
Keep the taps flowing, ok?
Photos need not be passport type. Too small. At least a 3R or 4R type.
Cheers.
Sze Kiat (Amy)
July 10, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Normally, chinese add 1 year to their age so I am 50 yrs old only and extend to 68 years : 50 + 68 = 118 (Day Day Fatt loh)
I was out of office during that time (not minum kopi) so didn’t realise you called me ! My telepathy & six sense ability getting weaker. Not like those days, you just mentioned my name at 100 meters, I can sense and look at your direction. You didn’t notice meh ? Ha ha ha.
Good to hear that funds are pouring in. They are obeying your instructions now, big house sister ! Ha ha
Good news. Anyone contributing RM1,001-00 and above can get a welcome hug and precious kiss from the local Tom Cruise that night. You will then forever remember “The Kiss of The Century” for another 68 years ! Mind you, I don’t have false teeth yet ! Ha Ha Ha Ha… take some mints first…Ha ha ha ha
Tom Cruise See
July 11, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Hello, Dear Classmates
I am very sad and disappointed today. Barry Lim said, respond for dinner and funds was very poor. I also got bad news myself. I didn’t have increment and bonus this year and my salary is also going to finish soon. The remaining amount already used to pay to mss1977 fund. Now no money till month end. How to survive ?
Never mind. God says “When there is will. there is a way”. Wait long long lah !
This morning, I went to Parkson Parade Ipoh to watch the 2009 Miss Marigold- Subsidiary Title to Miss Model of the World. Not entirely intentionally aiming to see the “8″ figure ladies walking in translucent pieces, I joined the crowd in the questionnaire and won some gifts from answering questions thrown to the floor.
Inside the gift box, there are some Marigold Low Fat Skim Milk packets, slimming products and a lottery dated 11-7-09.
Tonight, upon tally the lottery ticket with the newspaper, I found that I have struck the 2nd prize ! Wah lou eh ! Almost RM100,000-00! God blessed me ! Ha ha ha. Like I promised early, this money will be channeled to our mss1977 funds to cover all the expenses ! All my classmates do not need to pay a sen now ! Don’t worry anymore. All can come not. Give your name and contact numbers to Barry Lim or Sze Kiat immediately for them to book the hotel accommodations and the dinner functions. Everything is free now. I think all of you can come to PJ this time. Ha ha ha. So happy ! So lucky ! Ha ha ha.
God Blessed Each One Of Us To Be TOGETHER On 1-8-09.
Tom See
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P/S : I wonder when am I going to wake up from my morning dream ! ? Ha ha ha ha ha. Hi, folks, stop rejoicing ! Nothing is free in this world. Please pay up immediately or else we will miss this important part of our lives forever.
July 12, 2009 at 8:14 am
Dear All,
Are you enjoying Tom’s jokes. To see more of him, pls register immediately. Time running out. Space Limited.
What you just read this few days is only the “chicken feeds”. Wait till you see the real performance.
So don’t wait, make your fingers do the job and confirm your attendance with the contribution. Oh one more thing, PHOTOS!!!!!!!!! I got some pretty fantastic photos form Fong Ah Meng, Choo Kam Foo etc with Family. Kay Keng’s one is fabulous. You gonna miss it if you don’t turn up. It will not be a school album but something like a wedding one, ie. if you allow me enough time. Ha.Ha……
Funds collected at present is about RM7600. New RM1K contributor, is Tasan Singh. Vailaidam added another RM200 to his earlier RM323. Teck Thian has chip in RM500. Fong Ah Meng with RM400.
Cheers everyone, join in the fun and you get to enjoy Tom’s Show. Oh, latest news, we shall have ballroom dance performance by someone very close to us.
Sze Kiat.
July 12, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Hi, what a pity, Tasan ! Just chip in an extra RM1-00, you are entitled to receive the “Kiss of the Century” on that night !
Vailiadam, RM523 is not so auspicious in chinese meaning : “not easy to survive”. For your benefit, my sifu advises you to top up to RM628, meaning : “prosperity rolling in!” Same to Fong Ah Meng & Teck Thian i.e. RM888 will be better. Ha ha ha.
On the dinner night, we can see the performances of our Jeffrey Yeap, the look alike John Travolta showing his fantastic dance moves. Fong Ah Meng (The Bee King) will show his “one leg hopping” skills, Loo Ching Swee for his arm wrestling techniques , Barry Lim – the barely lim-bo rock champion ! Cha cha cha.
July 14, 2009 at 7:53 am
Did you know that : Sze Kiat and I …………
- We studied from Standard 1 to Form 5 in the same Methodist School. She chased after me in primary school and I chased after her in secondary school. We both chased the bus after school !
- We shared the same 3 alphabets i.e SYK /YSK and not ABC or XYZ.
- We are of the same height (4 ft 13 inches)and have the same waist measurement at 24 inches !
- She likes to cook and I likes to joke ! We have co-authored a cookbook titled : “Joke with Cook – Sure Overcook” price at RM109.90 (cheaper than the Album)
- She likes screaming and I likes steaming.
- She likes ice cream, I prefer iced mata kuching.
- We both acted together in “Batman Returns from Toilet BlackHole” – she is the Catwoman and I, the Joker , both naked 46 years ago
- We are the champion in art drawing – The impressive two white dashes (stroked by Tom)and two green dots (dropped by Meow)on a black art paper. The title was : A Negro Boy Hunting A Panter After Dark.
Enjoy these ? .. You’ll have more during the dinner on 1-8-09.
See you there!
Tom See
July 16, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Hi Guys, remember me the only Malay girl in 5 Science 2. Well glad to here the effort made to meet all the ” Golden girls & Guys”. Anyway I would like to join the reunion, lots of Hospital stories to share with you guys……Ghost story. Please update me the term of payment.
July 17, 2009 at 1:13 am
Nor,
Welcome welcome. welcome..
I knew it from Puteri you were in IJN( working! ) not literally in IJN! Glad you post in the comments// Looking forward to see you soon.
The baseline cost perperson for the night is RM320 and you will have an album to take back with all your classmates and old photos in it.. It will be personalised of course.
So please send in your photos to amy at amyysk@gmail.com , I am sure Puteri will be thrilled.
You can pay the contributions via any of the three banks , maybank,cimb,public , Please remember to text the respective account owners once you have banked in . thanks The information is in the blogsite one of the postings. Please leave you contact number if it is convenient. Any problem please revert /
Thanks
Barry Lim
July 17, 2009 at 2:51 am
Hi, Nordaiah
Still remember, me ? Don’t think so?
Your name sounds familiar, but frankly, I have forgotten your pretty look .
Let’s meet on 1-8-09
Tom See
July 17, 2009 at 2:52 am
Hi, Nordaiah
Still remember, me ? Don’t think so?
Your name sounds familiar, but frankly, I have forgotten your pretty look .
Let’s meet on 1-8-09
Tom See
P/S Hi, why suddendly heart pain ?
July 17, 2009 at 3:12 am
Hi Nor,
Pls send me your beautiful picture first (won’t let peeing Tom know) and also your phone contact. My hp is 019222-6254.
Tom, you have a rival now, ghost stories vs Tom’s jokes.
“Girls, we gonna have fun, oh Girls, we gonna have fun”
Sze Kiat (Amy)
July 27, 2009 at 6:40 am
This is chinese proverb. It is most appropriate for this reunion. All of you want to make a guess what it means. Those from Shing Chung, if you think that your Chinese is very powerful, this proverb will make you powderful.
鸡犬升天
chicken and dog rise to Heaven together
Ask for the answer during the reunion dinner. Our teachers, even Mr. Bala will love to hear its meaning.
July 28, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Chok Thin..
Nice proverb!
How did the a myth from the Han dynasty float into this era ,
What has King Liu An Xiu process of immortalization got to do with this?
Ha ha !
I got it …
It must be the dogs and chicken that were immortalized along the way that brought it here! So beware when you eat anything … Please check if they were the left overs of a real immortal or a fake Tom See.
How small is the world…
But good to know that the ‘mythical King cared to send the dogs and chickens over!’ At least in his rest he is letting fellow citizens enjoy this one night!
I heard this ex emperor was from MSS … Liu… something!
Now , Mr Bala can rest assure he will NOT be tested for any History classes on Saturday… All the Chinese and Indian history already is well taken cared off! He only has to take care of the uztaz if he shows up….
Happy studying folks!
Barry
July 28, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Chicken and Dog Rise To Heaven Together !
Answer No. 1
Long long time ago, there were one big chicken and a small dog. They were having a fight. The dog grabbed and bit the chicken neck. Before dying, the chicken pecked very hard on the dog’s nose until bleeding profusely. Both died and went to Hell but Hell has no more space. So without choice, the chicken and dog went to Heaven together !
(My grandpa said so.)
Answer No 2
Not too long time ago, there were one big dog and a small chicken. They were having a fight. The chicken jumped on the dog’s back and pecked its backside ! The dog felt so painful and jumped so high that it reached the Heaven with the chicken still on its back. (My grandma said so…)
Answer No 3
To be continued …
Tom See
July 29, 2009 at 5:33 am
Answer No. 3
Few century ago, there was a dog searching for Master See Fu to teach him on immortality. On the way, he met a chicken in the desert. After chit chatting and rubbing furs and feathers, they both fell in love. So they decided to stay put and practised immortality techniques themselves. They found a big box and hid inside to meditate so that no disruption in any way. After seven seven forty nine days, the dog and chicken spirits have successfully transformed into immortals and raised to Heaven. Due to that they didn’t go to the toilet for such long period and under extremely high temperature inside the box, their remains have bad transformations! When the box was opened, out flew the CHICKENPOX and the lying HOTDOG. Who ever got too much of these will suffer like Hell later ! Ha ha ha
July 29, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Answer No.4
No matter what’s your status now, if you have the capability, willpower and determination, you too can be successful one day.
Tom See
July 30, 2009 at 2:41 am
Apanama Datuk Woon Chok Thin J.P., K.S.M., P.P.M.
Datuk = datuk kepada cucu
JP – Jaga Pintu
KSM – Kerja Sampai Mati
PPM – Pelahan Pelahan mati
I heard this guy married very early and should be a datuk by now. When I first read his posting I thought it was something to do with Lean Production System or something like that. But this is a playground. We should not have discussed work here. If he likes to work then report to the organising committee. I am not going to work. I prefer to sit back and enjoy.
Then, I saw Mr Bala’s name mentioned. It must have something fishy behind. Why Mr Bala only? Out of curiousity, I ran over to Mr Bala’s house and ask him whether he knows about this proverb. He told me all in his finger tips and he explained as below:-
সত্যজি রায় একজন ভারতীয় চলচ্চিত্র নির্মাতা ও বিংশ শতাব্দীর অন্যতম শ্রেষ্ঠ চলচ্চিত্র পরিচালক কলকাতা শহরে সাহিত্য ও শিল্পের জগতে খ্যাতনামা এক বাঙালী পরিবারে তাঁর জন্ম হয় তিনি কলকাতার প্রেসিডেন্সি কলেজ ও শান্তিনিকেতনে রবীন্দ্রনাথ ঠাকুরের প্রতিষ্ঠিত বিশ্বভারতী বিশ্ববিদ্যালয়ে পডশোনা করেন সত্যজিতের কর্মজীবন একজন বাণিজ্যিক চিত্রকর হিসেবে শুরু হলেও প্রথমে কলকাতায় ফরাসী চলচ্চিত্র নির্মাতা জঁ রনোয়ারের সাথে সাক্ষা ও পরে লন্ডন শহরে সফররত অবস্থায় ইতালীয় নব্য বাস্তবতাবাদী ছবি লাদ্রি দি বিচিক্লেত্তে দেখার পর তিনি চলচ্চিত্র নির্মাণে উদ্বুদ্ধ হন চলচ্চিত্র নির্মাতা হিসেবে সত্যজি ছিলেন বহুমুখী এবং তাঁর কাজের পরিমাণ বিপুল তিনি ৩৭টি পূর্ণদৈর্ঘ্য কাহিনীচিত্র, প্রামাণ্যচিত্র ও স্বল্পদৈর্ঘ্য চলচ্চিত্র নির্মাণ করেন তাঁর নির্মিত প্রথম চলচ্চিত্র পথের পাঁচালী ১১টি আন্তর্জাতিক পুরস্কার লাভ করে, যাদের মধ্যে অন্যতম ছিল কান চলচ্চিত্র উসবে পাওয়া “শ্রেষ্ঠ মানব দলিল” পুরস্কারটি পথের পাঁচালি, অপরাজিত ও অপুর সংসার – এই তিনটি চলচ্চিত্রকে একত্রে অপু ত্রয়ী ডাকা হয়, এবং এই চলচ্চিত্র-ত্রয়ী তাঁর জীবনের শ্রেষ্ঠ কাজ বা ম্যাগনাম ওপাস হিসেবে বহুল স্বীকৃত চলচ্চিত্র মাধ্যমে সত্যজি চিত্রনাট্য রচনা, চরিত্রায়ন, সঙ্গীত স্বরলিপি রচনা, চিত্র গ্রহণ, শিল্প নির্দেশনা, সম্পাদনা, শিল্পী-কুশলীদের নামের তালিকা ও প্রচারণাপত্র নকশা করাসহ নানা কাজ করেছেন
Next time, please write something which is accepted universally. Don’t try to test our intelligence. We may be very stupid in class but over the years, we have learnt and accumulated a little bit of knowledge through the hard and stupid way. We are still learning everyday. Ha Ha Ha. (Tom See Trade Mark)
Our datuk will be busy that night trying to locate Mr Bala to get it translated. The rest can enjoy the foods, drinks, ladies and entertainments. Don’t worry too much about the ustaz. As I have said earlier, The JAIS are busy with the “Ops Tangkap Ayam” that day. Only a word of cautious to those who is staying in 3 start hotel and below. Be careful Tom See.
Fake Tom See
July 30, 2009 at 9:50 am
Hi, now the old fox’s tail is beginning to reveal its colour. If I am not wrong, Ops Tangkap Ayam was headed by ASP Chan Ah Kow aka Fake Tom See aka Chan Farn Yee.
Have you read my version in the blog? You can compare outcome with Mr Bala’s writing (looks like a lot of bats hanging upside down in straight lines”)
Why Datuk Woon did not mention the other animals – cat, donkey, elephant and monkey. They also want to go to Heaven…later years lah !
By the way, I will be staying at the NewStar Hotel Sdn Bhd in Puchong Jaya. Don’t despatch a “chicken” to my room and charge me in court later. Chow !
T
om See M.S.S
P/S M.S.S – Masa Sudah Sampai – tidur pendek saja!
August 16, 2009 at 3:51 am
Thanks to all help out to organised this successful reunion to gather us after 32 years. GReat Joy. Keep it on going.
Ya, i hv a good chance to have a small gathering for u guys to meet during my cantonese opera with dinner at Chinwoo Stadium @ RM100 each , if you can make it is ok but can still donate a penny to ” PUSAT PENJAGAAIN KANAK-KANAK TERENCAT AKAL SELANGOR” issue cheque or bank in to my account to revert to them then will get a tax exemption receipt for your coming incometax reduction ok.